That Richard Hammond is a lot older than he looks you know. Check out "Marbles, Only one woman" from 1968 on Youtube. (
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tC1auBpqZ4E) He goes by the name of Graham Bonnet but I'm sure it's Hammond, it could even be a very young James May accompanying him on the guitar cos he does look a bit shy not facing the camera. In fact the woman dancing in the video behind them does appear to have a pretty Clarksonesque kind of hairdo and I know from watching old episodes of "Clarkson's motorworld" that he used to be quite skinny, maybe Jeremy has a part of his life he would prefer us not to know about, I wondered why he had to leave Doncaster.