Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[eyelookok2blindgurls]

Hi everyone , as a deeply defective kripple & topgear fan I was wondering if anyone knew how JC could be contacted as I was hoping to blackmail him into assisting with some fundraising to help me complete a project to assist disabled people .
PS . I wonder how JC would cope in a high powered kripple car in a high speed challenge driving with hand controls (the mind boggles )

[Ivor Bigtruck]

Well, if it's anything like his lorry driving skills, then he won't fare very well I suspect!

Whatever happened to all the light blue three wheel "invalid carriages" frequently seen in the 70's? Does anyone still have one?

[norfolkcaravanner]

Well, if it's anything like his lorry driving skills, then he won't fare very well I suspect!

Whatever happened to all the light blue three wheel "invalid carriages" frequently seen in the 70's? Does anyone still have one?

Yeah......having seem them in action.....I reckon they were designed to kill the driver.......

[james brewster]

Hi everyone , as a deeply defective kripple & topgear fan I was wondering if anyone knew how JC could be contacted as I was hoping to blackmail him into assisting with some fundraising to help me complete a project to assist disabled people .
PS . I wonder how JC would cope in a high powered kripple car in a high speed challenge driving with hand controls (the mind boggles )

why blackmail him he could report you and then you would be aressted and i am sure that he would be happy to help you if you told him that you where trying to make a new law and that it is a law that will bring the speed limit to 200MPH and in response to your secound question not very well considering he has a bad back and he will be 50 this year.

[roflmao]

Why on earth would you want to blackmail Jeremy? He has enough bureaucratic crap to deal with. All of England does. Who needs the stress?

[TWOP Chairman]

I would like to contact Jeremy Clarkson. I'm not interested in pointless speculation about 'kripple cars', whatever they are. Does anyone have any actual information on this?

[Kerry]

I seriously doubt it's going to be easy to get in touch with this guy, I mean who doesn’t want to speak to Jezzer, I mean I’m not even a fan but I would love to chat with him about turbo lag, and how a supercharged V8 has a never ending power band, and when he becomes prime minister how he shouldn’t change the number on speed limit signs, but rather reregister them as speed suggestion signs, should work out cheaper that way, and make it regulation for everyone to get a 4x4 so then you will never need road works again, that would be nice, driving in to, or parking on a pothole the size of Liverpool in you 4x4 Galado, lol, but it looks like you have a real cause, that’s if you’re telling the truth, which I strongly doubt, but if you are, I wish you the best of luck, and if you’re not, go get a life you homophobic leaetard...

[miche]

I would have thought just addressing a letter to him at the BBC would eventually find it's way to him if it was deemed interesting enough. However, it perplexes me the number of people who want to know how to find him, where he lives, etc etc etc (Not saying that this may be the case for you). Slightly stalker-ish overtones seem to crop up on this site. Eeeeww.

[gemerman]

Contact the BBC!