Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[norfolkcaravanner]

Yeah....One for the sheepshagger,..... put me off my hedgehog sarnie.....think the blonde is a local traffic warden....

[welshwizard]

Already gone me old mucker

[norfolkcaravanner]

well done shagger....looks like we now got a site full of spotty creams and other things to rub on!!!!!.....leave it to you.....only want pisstakers...!!!!!

[Aphrame]

Have I hit upon the f****ng Lloyds pharmacy forum or what ????

[norfolkcaravanner]

Yeah.....obviously heard about Ivor the Engines' pile problems.......whats that duck thing?????

[Aphrame]

That "duck thing" pal is a f****ng duck !!! Innit ?

[norfolkcaravanner]

That "duck thing" pal is a f****ng duck !!! Innit ?

Yeah.....ok.......has it got a name...or was it just passing by...nice legs!......got any hedgehog piccys????

[welshwizard]

This place. I go away for a few days and the buggers invade. Well, they're all gone for now.

[Ivor Bigtruck]

I'd post a picture of my parrot if I only knew how to.

[norfolkcaravanner]

This place. I go away for a few days and the buggers invade. Well, they're all gone for now.

Yeah....Its amazing how many nice people want us lot to take the piss out of them....notice that the glaciers are not melting anymore then......and the Indian Professor only "thought" they would....reckon thay should apply the new proposed "litter tax" to people with pregnant cats....

[welshwizard]

I'd post a picture of my parrot if I only knew how to.

If it's a pornographic picture of a parrot, then I would reluctantly be forced to delete it and maybe even impose a ban.
Sheep are allowed though!

[Ivor Bigtruck]

No, she doesn't do porn. Far too busy nesting, growing an egg, and biting holes in all my shirts.

Knocked all Mrs. Bigtrucks ornaments off the mantleshelf this week, so she's not in the good books I'm afraid. Little bugger!

It's all shit and feathers in our house!