Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[norfolkcaravanner]

It seems that the end is in sight for JC and his mates......reckon the PC lot at the beeb have had enough.....
I reckon that JC needs Sheepshagger, Ivor and the Norky on the show.......dressed as Stigs in Black.......answering questions from tree huggers...bent politicians.....and Spams......They could get prizes for the best answers.......Sheepshagger could take them off to a cold mountain top in taffyland or disused coal mine and show them how its done without "wellies"......Ivor could smuggle them out of the country, strapped to the underside of his lorry and leave them on a Gypo site in Rumania......They could have my "Shed" for a weeks holiday in the middle of The Fens in January....with James May....and a homemade beer making kit.....

[Ivor Bigtruck]

We could have Brian Brain McNab there as well - dressed also in black with a balaclava - just like the one he wears in his capacity as "Boys Brigade Commando, RSM".

And that "Lesbian Diver" could be there as well, just in case there's any trouble, or violence needs sorting (wonder if she's the sort you'd "like to watch" or the butch sort?).

[G Man]

THE END OF TOP GEAR IS USUALLY ABOUT 45 MINUTES AFTER THE START OF TOP GEAR.

BEEB AIN'T DOIN SHIT, TOP GEAR PULLS IN TOO MANY VIEWERS.

[james brewster]

i heard that the bbc are getting rid of all the things that make alot of money and that includes top gear so i think that some one should start up a petision to save top gear