Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[Jiimpoo]

I think it is about time that JC and the lads took a trip by car to Helmand province Afghanistan to support the
troops out there. A race perhaps in military type vehicles

[Ivor Bigtruck]

And are you volunteering to go with them?

[welshwizard]

Phew!!! Thank christ................ I thought we were wandering into Harriet Harrman country when I saw that subject name.

[norfolkcaravanner]

Yeah...bit close....suprised the harriet harperson not been out there yet....talking to the girls.....she,d look good in a Burkha........

[welshwizard]

Yeah...bit close....suprised the harriet harperson not been out there yet....talking to the girls.....she,d look good in a Burkha........

It would enhance her beauty greatly, and plod wouldn’t know it was her behind the wheel since she may soon lose her licence for a recent incident in Peckham which involves charges for talking on phone whilst driving (not hands free), leaving the scene of an accident without exchange of details and driving without due care and attention. She even told the other party (allegedly) 'You know who I am and where to contact me' before driving off.

[norfolkcaravanner]

The Harrietperson will only get fined a couple of hundred quid, which will no doubt be included in her next expense claim.....motoring expenses and mobile phone costs.....