Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[fansmart]

Dear Mr.Clarkson i would like to congratulate you for your thoughts about my country Greece or else toilet. You are right, if you mean that Greece is alike a greek/roman bath or even a turkish bath, thousands years from now. Unfortunately, Greece can not reach the British level of sanitary which is world famous. It is well known that 200 years ago you didn't know what it is toilet and you were throwing your stools from your windows shouting loo! for precautions of the pedestrians. That is the reason why you are calling your toilet loo! Furthermore, you are also right about our moustache women. It is something we adore about them. We are fun of their moustache even if they are trying to get rid of that (the brunettes below 60's) when your adorable British women forget to shave their armpits because they think that corn's cultivation is ecologic. So, save the planet, you British people, pioneers of the style and beauty, bath and not shower lovers, descendents of French, Saxons and Celts. Once more, the wops follow.
Long live the British mind!
Lefteris

P.S. By the way, i wish you the best vacation to the Brigthon's pier where it is the most appropriate place for your British style Mr.Clarkson

[eleftheria]

Its quite surprising though that Mr. Clarkson is familiar with the word “toilet”. I thought that British people urinate on their sofas, or next to their beds, or even on their beds as they came back home after consuming one barrel of beer . Or even i have seen British girls urinating on Regent street, half naked and unconscious. But am sure that Mr Clarkson is familiar with that picture because this is the reality in this country. So Mr Clarkson you are so little to be unrespectful towards Greece and Greek people. Greek people in ur country Mr Clarkson are educated, they work in the best companies, making good money, developing in all aspects and mostly they bring Class and Elegance in your every day life. The way the behave, they are dressed, they talk and they have fun. Class is the basic characteristic in all their activities. So be clever, be smart and show respect.

[nemamiah]

Yes, our ancestors used to wear skirts as u said, but if u knew a small bit of history, u'd had realised that they had much bigger balls than u. Greece's only fault, is that gave u democracy = the right to talk crap about us. But unfortunately, you are too small to talk about the only nation that has survived during thousands of years, having fought countless enemies over that time. The "toilet", is what we managed to keep against all odds, and the "toilet", is what millions of brittish people visit every year for their vacation.
Keep in mind that when my people build the acropolis, your ancestors were climbing on trees, eating bananas. Also, your proof of greeks being gays, is a greek dance video. Maybe i should show you some videos about what the brittish do during their holidays on greece, having consumed tons of alcohol.
As for the mustached ladies, i don't know what greeks you've met, but i don't think they were ladies... Our ladies are shaved and clean, and not ugly disease-carriers that change pants once per week.
To conclude, maybe you should study history harder, then you may understand what a small nation of skirt-dressed people can do, and face the fact that their balls were too large to fit in pants. Since you seem to be so jealous of greece, you should respect us instead of flaming us. Until then, u can watch your prime ministers licking USA's butt.

[zack21r]

once i was a fan of you ASSHOLE,PARTON POULLO.You face looks like a toilet full of shit.

Adolph Hitler, Reichstag, 4 May 1941
I forbid the Press to underestimate the Greeks, to defame them... The Führer admires the bravery of Greeks

HEROES FIGHT LIKE GREEKS


READ AND LEARN ASSHOLE

[johnfistikis]

Toilet is the shithole you have for a mouth you ignorant, illiterate. Next time, before you start speaking about Greece, you better wash that shithole with bleach...

[alfamale.gr]

This is the opinion of a brit about clarkson,need I say more?

"Clarkson provides us with a lot more misconceptions, half-truths and myths about English contemporary society and it will take a lot of time to debunk them all here and frankly I do not have the heart to go through every single ill-informed opinion he has. I believe I have showed adequately why Clarkson is at best disingenuous and at worst a barely disguised jingoist who somehow promotes himself as the no non-sense everyday man. I do respect his skill of presenting himself as the one with the common sense while taking liberties with history and using emotional arguments, but I am not convinced that he should run Britain or that his column is bursting with wisdom. It might be best if he stuck to what he does best, discussing cars. And to answer to his question why an English person should be proud all I can say is that the country which has produced to name but a few in no particular order, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, J.R.R. Tolkien, A.J.P. Taylor and George Orwell surely has a lot of things to be proud of. A country is more than its sum of wars and conquests that incidentally are a lot more painful and destructive than Clarkson’s sentimental portrayal. I dare say the intellectual contributions are more important and more enduring, even though they are more intangible as well. But this could also be the answer to the English national football team, to stop playing only with their heart and passion but start using their brain as well."


full article at
http://unfashionablerantings.blogspot.c ... rkson.html

[Geoellinas]

What is your problem with Hellas re anistorite malaka?

[Geoellinas]

Jeremy Clarkson,
You ignorant racist dick!!!! at the same time we were building parthenon and developing medicine, astronomy, philosophy, physics and so much more, you were just eating eachother!!!!
Let me kindly remind you that you are proudly displaying OUR marbles in your british(yeah right) museum!!!!
And let me just give an update to what HELLAS and not Greece is !!!
It is a beautiful country with beautiful men and women!
it is a country where the sun makes us smiling, living longer than you and certainly happier, with much lower anxiety rates!!!!
SHAME ON YOU!!!!!! I thought that our modern world had thrown away the phenomenon(greek word, dick) of racicm!!! But no!!!!!
and an answer to your question!!! I 'll tell you why english women prefer Greeks instead of you homos(greek word dick!)! just look yourself in the mirror!!!!
Every time you think of my country, origines and people again, remember!
Who do you think you are to judje the nation that put you out of your prehistoric darkness you fool??? IT WAS US! HELLAS!!!!
SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!! Just sit there, use our culture, our language, our history, our civilazation!!!! sit there and think of how jelous of Hellas you must be in order to give such a racist talk!!!!
Thank god there are no many freaks like you here in England! You are just a minority like Hitler and collegues!!!!
Don't you ever dare speak of Hellas again !!!!!
I wish you the worst!! ASSHOLE!!!!!!MONKEYFACE!!!HOMO ANYPARKTOUS!

[Scouse]

Alright this is getting really boring now. All you're doing is showing, as a nation, how boring and unimaginative you all are.

Oh and how you all have no sense of humour.

Get a life!

Scouse

[mak]

Hello everybody

my name is Mak, i come from greece and i work as a journalist.
I read on the newspapers and saw on tv, mr. clarkson's comments about greece (also i saw a part of his tv program with the Greek owner of easyjet invited, talking about greece. I was in London, actually the days when the comments came up.

First of all, before anyone getting very obsessed with the subject, have in mind these few points

1. Mr. Clarkson gets extra publicity by trying to be provocative. The newspaper where it was written is not of the TOP ones, and besides in Greece he is pretty much unknown, not only among the population (very few remember him or even watch him on TOP GEAR), and even the greek journalists have an idea, but they dont really bother . Before the comments he was unknown, now some people have indeed a curiocity to see who he is, among them me that i bothered to check Mr Clarkson's personal page. This is the way the market works for adding up to your personal publicity. Not bad, but that is how it works

2. Greece also gets publicity, even with negative comments. I have no idea what the intentions of Mr. Clarkson are, but as for a result, this way of commenting on the greek tourism, is pretty much adding to advertisement.

3.Last years approximately, around 2,7 million British visit Greece every year. If Greece is a toilet, they definitely should have heard so or seen so before. And if it is so, as put in the comment of Mr. Clarkson, those who read his comment, have already an idea if the statement is true, or if it was trying to be provocative in an unsuccesfully humorous/ sarcastic way.

4. The comments in the TV program were trying to be humorous, and personally i saw a bit of humor in those ( i liked the part with the extra oil ) . Unfortunately, this effort would be succesful, if the program was on air 20 years ago, as it tries to satyrize images of previous decades, which do not appeal to nowadays. A bit more deeper research would not hurt, and it would be a more sucessful result from a journalists point of view.


5. From my part, there is an open invitation for Mr. Clarkson to come and see Greece on his days of vacation. And then he can point out the bad things he will PERSONALLY see, as we all know, every destination has advantages and disadvantages. And recommendations help everyone improve.
By paying a visit, i am sure Mr. Clarkson will have a lot of bad things to point out but i am also certainly sure he will regret his comments as in his article and show, because those specific points are far away from the truth, and show that what is being written, should be supported by facts, and strong arguments. Not by words of air.....


Thank you all for reading my comments, and many many hellos to London, where i lived as a kid!

Mak

[mak]

with no further comments , i add an article online i found relative somehow to the subject

the link is

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/commen ... 844498.ece



From Times Online
May 27, 2007
Why Brits make the best tourists Jeremy Clarkson
Can you imagine the horror of being able to read other people’s minds: to find out what they really think about you? Well last week we were able to do just that, as 15,000 hoteliers from all over the world explained exactly what they thought of the British.

We harbour a cheery notion that Britain and its people are a shining beacon of hope and goodness to the dirtier and less well educated. We assume that when our glorious island nation is mentioned, people all over the world imagine us going to work in bowler hats and volunteering to be out in a game of cricket, way before the umpire has actually made up his mind. When they think of us, they think of Kenneth Kendall reading the news on the BBC. In a tie.

’Fraid not. It turns out that mostly, they think we’re arrogant, badly dressed, untidy, loud, drunk and nowhere near as much fun to have around as the Japanese. It turns out that hotel staff in Corfu don’t actually like it when we do the conga through reception at two in the morning and then rush into the gardens with one another to catch chlamydia. They think this sort of thing is antisocial.

Further digging reveals that while we spend quite a lot of money while we’re on holiday, it’s mostly on beer, burgers and Satan’s favourite snack, Cheez Whiz.

This, according to another report, from the Lonely Planet guide, is because we are all obsessed with celebrity, we worship people who have no talent, we’re all binge drinkers and that back at home there’s a general air of disillusionment in the wake of the London Tube bombings.

Small wonder that the people who write this book are lonely. You won’t get any friends if you mooch about all day in an Eeyore blanket of drizzle. Cheer up, for God’s sake.

The fact is that Britain, right now, is a jolly place to live. Tony Blair is going. Everyone’s house is worth a million pounds. And the summer, thanks to a few dedicated souls like me and that chap at Ryanair, is likely to be warm. That’s why we do the conga at two in the morning: because we’re happy. And that’s why the hoteliers don’t like us: because they’re jealous.

They have to live in a country where the wine’s made from creosote, the women don’t shave their armpits and you need to bribe the plumber with something from Fabergé to get him to mend your dishwasher.

And they can’t cope when they see us lot bouncing into the hotel with our sexually liberated girlfriends and our big strong pounds.

I know this to be true because anyone who’s ever been abroad knows full well that on any international league table of bad behaviour, we are a long, long way from the bottom.

Have you ever shared a hotel swimming pool with a South African? What they like to do, and you’ve got to remember they’re all fairly big-boned, is climb to the top of the diving board and jump on your head. And as you helplessly flop about with a broken spine, the rest of their equally big-boned family hoots with derision and orders another round of Castle.

Or what about the Swedes? You think we can drink. Ooh you ain’t seen nothing till you’ve seen a party of Thors locusting their way through the swim-up bar. The only difference is that when we get drunk, we like to catch a venereal disease. When they get drunk, they like to commit suicide.

Apparently, the hoteliers like the Germans very much. They say they’re very quiet. Well yes, they would be. They have to stay sober and be in bed by nine, because as we know, they do like to get up early . . .

Interestingly, the Americans come second in the poll, behind the Japanese. They’re billed as polite, interested in new cultures and good at tipping. I agree, but sharing a restaurant with a party of nasal septics with their two-stroke vowel sounds is like sharing a restaurant with a Flymo. And they do have the most annoying habit of talking to their friends as though they are 600 yards apart.

At the other end of the scale we find the French. Apparently, they are the worst holidaymakers. The pits. Except for one thing. Stop carefully and think: have you ever seen a French person on a foreign holiday? Italy is full of Germans. Spain is full of Brits. Greece is full of dust and homosexuals. The Dutch are everywhere. The Swedes are all dead and is that someone with a strimmer? Oh no, hang on. It’s a party of Americans coming up the hill.

But the French? They don’t seem to do foreign holidays and with good reason. Does God leave heaven every August and take a vacation in hell? No. Well, why would anyone go abroad if they live in France?

The fact of the matter is that the French are nowhere to be seen and that means – no arguing please – the Russians are the worst tourists in the world. Of course, they spent most of their childhood eating concrete and trying not to be tortured so who can blame them for exploding onto the world’s beaches in a tizzy of frills, Versace sunglasses and extraordinarily tight Speedos.

The only problem is that they all look so sinister with their pastry complexions and their special forces tattoos. You get the impression when they look at you that they’re imagining what you would look like with no head.

A lout from Liverpool may vomit on you and that’s nasty. But a Russian would happily garnish your pizza with a dash of polonium. And that’s so much worse.

[johnfistikis]

Alright this is getting really boring now. All you're doing is showing, as a nation, how boring and unimaginative you all are.

Oh and how you all have no sense of humour.

Get a life!

Scouse

Hey Scouse, here's one:
Britain is a shithole and all brits are full of shit
haha!! same kind of humour as Clarkson's

[Scouse]

oooh personal attack now is it. not saying that while you're shagging our women during the summer are you, only now when you Greek males are forced to shag each other cos your women have mustaches and faces like the east end of a west bound cow you've all got bitter and you've decided to take it out on here. As bad as the spanish. You're all f'in gay!

Scouse.

[johnfistikis]

oooh personal attack now is it. not saying that while you're shagging our women during the summer are you, only now when you Greek males are forced to shag each other cos your women have mustaches and faces like the east end of a west bound cow you've all got bitter and you've decided to take it out on here. As bad as the spanish. You're all f'in gay!

Scouse.

yeah right
the greeks, the spanish, etc, etc
all people are humourless, unimaginative and gay
except of course for the english
what a fine example of the average racist english person you are
with a superiority complex
at last you have shown your real self as a nation
and what you think of other nations

[Scouse]

Exactly why we battered you all at some point in history and used to own half this bloody rock. LMAO

Scouse.

[johnfistikis]

man, you are a joke
better chill a little cause life is too short...
you should thank me though for giving your life a meaning
still you are a great dissapointment...
whatever happened to the so-called "english" attitude? you know, the english are supposed to be polite and not to lose their temper easily or get upset...but I see now that things have changed
maybe because now that you are allienated and have become the 51st state of the usa such things have long gone down the drain
take it easy...who knows maybe in 5000 years time you will stop being the 51st state of the usa and rule the world again!

[Scouse]

man, you are a joke
better chill a little cause life is too short...
you should thank me though for giving your life a meaning
still you are a great dissapointment...
whatever happened to the so-called "english" attitude? you know, the english are supposed to be polite and not to lose their temper easily or get upset...but I see now that things have changed
maybe because now that you are allienated and have become the 51st state of the usa such things have long gone down the drain
take it easy...who knows maybe in 5000 years time you will stop being the 51st state of the usa and rule the world again!

And what has Greece got?? "we gave the world language" pull the other one it plays you'll never walk alone in D minor! Old Greeze did all that you shower of shit heads have as much to do with it as coal does with the modern day combustion engine and at least if we are America's 51st state we'll all be here laughing our tit's off when the rest of you pansies are left fighting for the scraps.

Do your self a favour kidder an give up I got better than you'll ever bring to this one!

Scouse.

And I'm not english, I'm Scouse thank you very much!!

[johnfistikis]

scouse? is there a country named after that? or is it just a shity little part of the so-called "united kingdom" (what a joke this is) full of people like you that only wished they were something else, yet they are exactly the same shit as the english? better find yourself a country before you start judging other ones. till then you might as well shut it up. But What am I saying? you' ve already done that as a citizen of the 51st state of the usa. It's good that you admit it, why deny it? every hooker needs a pimp...but of course you know it better than anyone else

[Scouse]

scouse? is there a country named after that? or is it just a shity little part of the so-called "united kingdom" (what a joke this is) full of people like you that only wished they were something else, yet they are exactly the same shit as the english? better find yourself a country before you start judging other ones. till then you might as well shut it up. But What am I saying? you' ve already done that as a citizen of the 51st state of the usa. It's good that you admit it, why deny it? every hooker needs a pimp...but of course you know it better than anyone else

Borin me now!

Anyone else getin bored of this nobhead?

Scouse

[johnfistikis]

I'm also bored of your mother
tell her to leave my house immediately
haha!!!

[Scouse]

I'm also bored of your mother
tell her to leave my house immediately
haha!!!

Bored of your grandmother, your mother and your sister! Just bitchslapped them all outta my house, ugly moustache wearing bitches!

Scouse