Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[victormeldrew]

Having recently seen the cover of clarkson latest offering, I have come to the conclusion he holds a rare distinction,not only does he talk like an arse-hole,
he actually facially resembles one!!

[norfolkcaravanner]

Having recently seen the cover of clarkson latest offering, I have come to the conclusion he holds a rare distinction,not only does he talk like an arse-hole,
he actually facially resembles one!!

Suggest you move to the Gordon Brown website and re-submit your post.....

[thebaldavengers]

Even Bambi had enemies

[Ivor Bigtruck]

Having recently seen the cover of clarkson latest offering, I have come to the conclusion he holds a rare distinction,not only does he talk like an arse-hole,
he actually facially resembles one!!

And the moral of the story - never judge a book by its cover.

How on earth can you conclude that he "talks like an arsehole" by merely looking at the cover of his book, a book which will sell like hot cakes and make him a tidy couple of million quid as well?

Not just any old arsehole, is he, but a rather wealthy arsehole, eh Victor.

Are you, perhaps just a little bit jealous, eh Victor! A common, spiteful and damaging trait in Communists, I fear.

Another one is Victor. Two posts, both offensive and aggressive, unhumorous, and frankly, uninteresting.

Must try harder, I conclude.

[welshwizard]

Well, If his gloaty look on 'Friday night with twat face' is anything to go by when the topic of global warming came up, and recent development (see man made bollocks thread), and the return of Top Gear, I guess there will be many a bike riding, tofu knitting, tree hugging, green communist joining to abuse JC in the next few weeks.

[norfolkcaravanner]

Got to admit...Mrs Norky always buys me the latest JC book for Xmas....keeps me quiet with a wry smile on my face for ages.......As for Woss, I cant stand the bloke....only watched it as JC was on....I wonder, dose he ever read this website?......

[Rory]

Come on now Norky, my missus bought me the one before the one before when it arrived in Poundland on St. Stephens. I didn't take you for one of these posh couples who read new books. Infact I was a bit taken aback to hear you had read a book at all.

[norfolkcaravanner]

Well Rory Babe.....guess your one of the posh blokes what live in the big city of Naaarrrrwich......Good to see that Jc,s now taking the piss out of me personally by flying that caravan over our green and pleasant county....

[Rory]

Yes I have just watched James May and the Caravan at Norwich International to give it it's correct and rather ludicrous title. Soon to be replaced by the even more ludicrous "London St. Faiths" i'll wager. Not sure how much of a put up job the whole thing was, the local rag said the police helicopter took part in filming at Norwich with top gear. Clearly the thing set off from an old airship hanger, didnt look like cardington. I don't know if any left at Pulham.