Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[richardshetland]

Hi, The Names Richard (Obviously), and i recently moved to Shetland from North Wales, and I have'nt seen a motorway police car since.

What the hell is going on with the BBC, It seems that they are only happy whining these days and self procreating news reports that are Negative towards some of their best presenters.

Perhaps Auntie has a secret agenda to return to the grainy black and white days of 'the BBC accent' and no profanity whatsoever.

I have always considered the likes of Clarkson to be on the level with the target audience and the same could be said of poor old Ross and Brand. The question that should be asked is who made the first complaints and can somebody please send a man round to show them how to work their remote control/video/dvd so they don't stray away from the recording of Miss Marple and accidentally stray on to cutting edge TV, Top Gear.

You never hear the Gay one on the show complaining or the vertically challenged rat boy complaining when there Boss (Clarkson) puts them in their place.

The UK has been inventing and promoting this kind of comedy since the days of Monty Python and even before then.

We've already given away the Pounds and ounces, all our gold stocks, Scotland, Parts of Wales, and the ability to enjoy driving down the A5 through Snowdonia late at night for being blinded by the highly relective multitude of speed camera signs, countdown markers to 30mph zones that we already know are there, and Richard Brunstrom hiding in the trees, just in case a family member goes past to fast, and may require an alibi.

How could top gear possibly continue without Clarkson, If the BBC fired him, the Tories would get in, Barack Obama would start wearing a single white glove, they'd burn speeders at the stake, and start crush car tax dodgers, thats the dodger him/herself and recycle the dressed down silver Audi A4 into pedal-cycles.

Lets not forget - Lorryists help fight for our fuel prices not that long ago, and i'll bet you no trucker complained.

God Forbid they fire Clarkson. They'd put May in charge and who wants that?