Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[andyinvienna]

All I want to see is a test between Motorbike and a car of the same value, not some unbelievable priced car pitched against a motorbike, find one and I will concede that a car of reasonable value can bring the same thrill to the likes of me, what about 10 laps around a circuit on one tank of fuel, Ha that will do it, I would even say you could get a second hand car for the price of a CBR1000 or a R1 and race it, Go on JC take the challenge

[welshwizard]

Sounds like a cracking idea. Put May on the big and JC in the car, so he could knock him off his bike. That way May too could have a near death experience, write a book, whiten his teeth, have himself a mid life crisis, a line in 'want to be young' haircuts and clothing and earn himself millions of pounds in the process. Worked for hamster.

[andyinvienna]

That's a great idea, but with a twist, put JC on the bike, put may and the hamster in the cars, and then try to knock JC off, then that will make him move it, and then he might at last realise how much fun for your pound a motorbike is!!!!!!!!

[norfolkcaravanner]

Get May to make three bikes out of airfix and, plasticine,... give them one each....tie them to the back of bigtrucks merc sprinter with a 3ft rope.......and get him to sprint around the M25 in the wet....last one to fall off wins.....

[andyinvienna]

Get May to make three bikes out of airfix and, plasticine,... give them one each....tie them to the back of bigtrucks merc sprinter with a 3ft rope.......and get him to sprint around the M25 in the wet....last one to fall off wins.....

Thats not fun I mean can anyone sprint round the greatest car park in the world???????????????
Give JC an Aston Martin and the other 2 Honda 50's and have one lap around the M25 in rush Hour, and see who wins