Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[Ivor Bigtruck]

Just read in this morning's news that odious, disgusting, lying bastard, Piers Morgan has wed columnist, Celia Walden.

Not least amongst Morgan's crimes were the completely fabricated pictures he had printed in his rag of a newspaper, 'The Mirror', whilst he was editor, of abuse of Iraqi prisoners by British troops. Totally fabricated pictures and absolute lies reported about abuse, thus putting the lives and reputations of soldiers in our armed forces at real risk.

It amazes me that no serving, or former member of the army has not shot the lying bastard by now - a true testimony to their level of restraint and self dicipline if one were needed.

I would like to offer Morgan's new bride, Celia Walden, my most heartfelt sympathy!