Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[welshwizard]

If I had a pound for every time I'd been called a sheep shagger I could afford to pay JC to be my chauffer..........!!!

[Wings of Liberty]

Sheep shagger!

It is not the most appropriate way to voice ones opinion, but hey I would think Mr.Brown can take it seeing as how he's a politician.

[welshwizard]

I think you missed the point Wings, Sheep Shagger is a regularly used derogatory term to describe Welsh, i.e. the true chosen people of God and the indigenous ethnic minority here in what is now the UK prior to the arrival of the Angles and Saxons (English) from what we now call Germany.
The one eyed Scottish idiot, Mr Brown is Scottish, i.e. a jock, or in rhyming slang a sweaty sock and is in no way connected to Wales, apart from the Celtic connection.

[Wings of Liberty]

No I got it. I was trying feebly to prove your point that you could let such a slight roll off your back. Which it seems to have done.

The rest of my post was to express my viewpoint that calling someone a one-eyed Scottish Idiot was probably not the best way to express his [Jeremy's] displeasure but I am sure Mr. Brown can handle such things well enough. If he gets offended by that comment he should get off of the world political stage.

[welshwizard]

Apologies. I stand corrected.

[norfolkcaravanner]

Am I sensing a sheepshagger spam bonding?
Anyway, we in the flatlands had the first black mayor 100 yrs ago, so there!

[welshwizard]

Am I sensing a sheepshagger spam bonding?
Anyway, we in the flatlands had the first black mayor 100 yrs ago, so there!

I'm amazed anybody had the time to stand, as they're normally busy procreating with members of their own family.

[norfolkcaravanner]

At least we dont sprinkle them with mint sauce after shagging them, dont need "wellies" either!

[welshwizard]

At least we dont sprinkle them with mint sauce after shagging them, dont need "wellies" either!

Is that because they don't make them big enough to cater for your six toes?

[luckybuck]

If it turns out alright it should be red like my football team strip "BORO" that is .Never mind the comments they aren`t going any place they shouldn`t be going but by cryst jeremy you do gob it don`t you .How would you like to get onto the Chrysler Company and demonstrate a DODGE CALIBER for me I`ve just bought one because I`m an almost 70 year old pensioner in Canada with a new car which I think ain`t too bad for a cheap 4 banger as we call them and a so called kinda slow acceleration which I read in some English Previews,like most English previews on many things they find American products under the arm as we used to say but the comments are not well founded . To keep kickin Americans Arses or asses ( same thing now )seems unfair .America is a big country and so is Canada and we get lots of sunshine is that the fly in the ointment or is it chocolate bars orthe sticks of gum.......Any way as a born in England -Canadian I`d love to see a Dodge Caliber on your show .........I love your show and the shit I hear on it too but it`s a pity it`s about 9 months old or more when we get it on screen .what`s up Jer can`t you sell the show live ??.......... .all the other goodies are great but I`d love to watch your trio of drivers including the STIG drive my favourite this year `cos it`s paid for (which many can afford to run )That`s all Jeremy .Later Eh !Not afraid to say my name ......bye .....Les

[norfolkcaravanner]

Back in our small and pleasant land you,d probably be better of with an 8mph mobility scooter......god bless the colonies....

[luckybuck]

Dear "norfolk caravanner"thanks for the advice ........sorry ,I`ve done that and been there ! I`ve done a lot and scootered around done the railway bit and drove a bus and done the lab bit and and delivered orders , all are on my success list ,if I were living in your small and fair land I would probably buy a 2009 Fiat although I do like a Porsche as for Jeremy and his big gob I think his show thrives on his being GOBBY they should call him Gobby. I still love your small fair land because I was born and raised their but I wish we could get the Gobby Show live in Canada !Best of luck Jer (GOBBY) He must be a millionaire by now testing all those posh sports cars eh !Lucky guy !

[LifestyleOnline]

Hi Jeremy , Big Gob :)

I tweeted this today 'Pleased to see my What is wrong with us? Blog http://www.ecademy.com/node.php?id=128377
was on a par with Jeremy's article in the tabloids 'Fat Cats while our boys get their heads blown off!' Top Man
I became a fan again....after hearing how you both supported the lovely Ben Parkinson with a visit plus intro to Stig!
'Help the Heroes by a Hero' ....Mouaaaaaaaaaa

Tweet Name LifestyleOnline - Mum of a Para 7 sarge ;)