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cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby clarkson is a twat on Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:59 am

There is only one person that needs cocktail sticks inserted into their eyes and that is Wing Nut Clarkson (from now on refered to simply as wing nut or just twat if you want to waste less time on the fool).

So Wing Nut spends his time rubbishing everything any one with a brain tells him and then when he comes a cropper we all have to jump up and listen? If anyone still has wing nut's bank details then please do all you can to steal his money.

Hold on, that's not a good idea as then he will have to work more on tv to fill the gap and we will have to listen to more of his selfish, childish opinions.

Better idea, if you see him in the street punch him hard in the face and if you see his car slash the tyres. Then he will be in hospital or at least unable to drive to work.

For all of you who think he is in some way cool, thn maybe you should have spent more time at school learning to read and write and not bullying people.
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Re:cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby tone the bone on Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:19 am

I agree with Ed.

And if you think that people shouldn't be spending time on the "twat" your word not mine, then why are you bothering to spend so much time becoming a member of his website and sitting there for ages writing your comments, surely as an educated person you must have more constructive things to do!
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Re:cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby trevuk on Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:14 am

blimey some people aren`t too happy with JC . life supposed be fun isn`t it :laugh: Top Gear and the team make me laugh and I will be watching the next series.
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Re:cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby clarkson is a twat on Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:25 pm

Well I'm not friendly and I don't like the air I breath being polluted more than it needs to be because of people like Clarkson who think they have a right to do what ever they please.

If I had the time I'd write to a national paper pointing out what a prat he is, right now I don't.

Asd for fun, go to Iraq and ask the people how fun it is that their country has been destroyed for oil so prats can drive around in big cars.....
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Re:cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby paula1 on Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:14 pm

sounds like you need to get a proper life mate or get a patch on your arm
don't watch it, don't read it and don't bother this forum.
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Re:cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby clarkson is a twat on Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:58 pm

You live in a democracy so you have the right to what you want to? Boy you really haven't got a clue. Do you really think you live in a democracy, you lot really are dumber than I thought.

But I guess the kind of intellectual half lives that think Clarkson is a force of good would think that because they live in a "democracy" they have a right to do what they want because it is legal. Maybe you should try looking into the history of law and then you might discover that just because something is legal is doesn't make it ok.

The only thing you have a right to do is live as best you can without ruining other peoples lives, but a complete dim wit like yourself that clearly has not travelled or seen much of the world wouldn't understand such a complex concept.

It's people like you with your "we didn't do anything wrong it was legal" attitude that cause so much suffering in the world because you just don't have a clue.
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Re:cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby clarkson is a twat on Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:04 pm

Bunch of middle England, dail Mail / Telegraph reading fannies I look forward to the day you crash the cars you are so proud of.

I don't own a car as there are plenty of other ways to get around. If I wanted to buy one then I'm prety sure on the salary I earn it would b better than anything you could afford. As it is I'm not so insecure that I need to express myself with the type of car I drive.

Enjoy your holidays in Benidorm.......
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Re:cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby violetrosetempleknight on Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:44 pm

Camels and donkeys fart, hence methane.... oooh bad for environment!!

To Mr. Cocktail Stick... here are some environmentally safe instructions for you... open your backside wide, reinsert head and do the world a favour and sod off.

By any chance are you suffering from pen!s envy? JC has bigger, better and more cars than you and you cant deal with it?

K

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Re:cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby clarkson is a twat on Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:06 pm

Oooh the voice of middle England speaks and the world waits in anticipation.....

It's about damage limitation with the environment you bunch of ignorant tools.

What I look forward to you is your children and grandchildren that you spend some much effort locking up at home away from all those nasty people in the real world having a shit life because you were so selfish in yours.

DICK HEADS the lot of you.
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Re:cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby violetrosetempleknight on Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:37 am

First... I don't have children and never intend to.

Secondly... You, my dear brainless dickwad, is an utter and complete moron.

If you have such disdain of JC and the members here, just deregister yourself and go annoy a Greenie. Better instead, how about you turn off your laptop/PC/Mac/PSP, toss it to the recyclers and go back to your cave. Your deluded little bubble would be nice and environmentally safe then.

Without regards.
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Re: cocktail sticks in the eyes

Postby clarksonrocks_hild on Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:02 pm

Stop insulting Clarkson!!! He is awesome and that's all that matters. You guys don't know what your talking about. He is funny and really hilarious. He has a natural british sense of humor. I LOVE YOU CLARKSON!!!
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