Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[Russ]

This seems quiet at the moment. I would like to throw in a few topics. Feel free to respond to any with new topic.

Gipos
Scum
This week a man was accused of racism!.. for objecting to a gipo site near his farm. I have a site proposed near my workplace and spent this evening recovering a compressor from a site in my town. Northamptonshire council want to build a screen to protect a site from the noise of the A14.
These people have no place in our society. Do not spend our money pandering to them. Buldoze their sites and run them out of every town. Where will they go? Put them on Tory Grandee estates we have paid to have mowed.

MP's expenses
prosecute them.
Bring back town stocks.

Our great British Domocracy

R.I.P.

How can we now attempt to inflict it on non democratic countries!

[welshwizard]

Gypos truly are a menace to society. They move in and take over an area, driving the locals away. Take a visit to Crays Hill in Basildon. There are thousands of them there. Most of the locals have been forced out, and only those who can't afford to move are still there.
The company I used to work for in Essex had a lot of trouble with them, breaking into sites stealing smaller bits of plant, and wrecking the larger things that they couldn't take. They would also turn up at the sites expecting to tip their rubbish for free, and when refused threatening violence. I had one experience where the weighbridge operator called for a senior manager to come and deal with them, which happened to be me. When I said no, the threats grew down a personal line, like 'we'll find out where you live' and 'do you know where you're kids are'. Now I'm not the sort of person who's generally intimidated by some bog trotting diddycoy, so my answer never changed, so their next step was to leave, only to return 30 seconds later with a shotgun. Fortunately the weighbridge operator had telephoned the plod and called the site foreman on the radio, who turned up with a few of the Neanderthals from the site, and persuaded the gypos to leave. It has to be said, plod was pretty disinterested when they turned up some time later. Too much like hard work.
A few years ago, the Republic of Ireland passed a law which made most of the sites there illegal, and so a great majority of them followed all the other scum over to our little island to make our lives a misery.

[Russ]

I know of one weighbridge which has a shotgun under the counter and practises on seaguls. Both of which are illeagal but as the government has prevented any action against gipos and animal rights won't let compactor drivers tie a seagul to the exhaust, it's screams are a most effective deterrrant, the site is over-run with both. One thing though, I wish the operator would warn people in the canteen attached to the weighbridge office he is about to fire! Actions I approve of but also worry me slightly for two reasons:-
People feel such measures are needed, and they are!
And, most importantly for my future, I can't shoot for toffee, Many clay pigions are in tact due to my aim!

[welshwizard]

We used to use fireworks and hawks. They were a third of the size of the seagulls, but they would attack them with some aggression, take them to the ground and rip them to shreds. A true sight to behold, Mother Nature at her best.
There were never firearms kept at any of the sites to my knowledge, but panic buttons were fitted to many of the weighbridges connected to the local plod.
We did employ a local Essex geezer's security firm, who had previous experience of serving eviction notices on gypos very successfully. There was one he did where the plod had been driven off, so he turned up with around 40 blokes in wax jackets and rigger boots, and 30 mins later the gypos left, after what he described as a quiet and constructive chat!

[Russ]

Where I operate, mostly, we don't get geezers, just inbreds. So, a slightly different, more careful approach is needed. They are bad enough with a machine, give them a gun and be scared.

Look at me Pa I got a gun, why is he bleedin', these two tubes fit in my mouth, you got a pretty mouth, try it....

you get the picture.

[welshwizard]

Yes, I know the sort. I used to live in Suffolk for a while, and occasionaly visited Norfolk!

[Russ]

I am referring to Norfolk. Wont go into any more detail., it a strange place. One Machine driver, near Norwich was pleased his daughter was dating an albainian because he could get some good goats..., he loved goats...

Just nod and walk away

the McDonnalds resturant at the same place was unable to serve scramled egg " 'cos the person who cooks 'em 'aint here. We can do fried eggs.."
A resturant that has egg, milk, a cooker and staff can't serve scrambled egg.

just nod and walk away.

[norfolkcaravanner]

Whats all this Norfolk racism about then........I,ve lived here for 30 years and not shagged my cousin or a sheep yet.......as for the TGB,s ( thieving gypsy bastards ), our Tony Martin had the right idea.....if they are "travellers" how come they build brick houses, without planning permission and no wheels........wonder how long I,d last if I pulled my shed onto a council gyppo site........