Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[welshwizard]

JC, this place was on fire a few weeks ago after your honest appraisal of the ethnic origin, appearance and ability of our great leader (tongue very much in cheek!!!). But time has passed, and the fires have retreated. So, in the spirit of Britishness and for the sake of waking up this forum, it's time to offend some minority group again. Come on JC, your forum and country need you.

[norfolkcaravanner]

I agree with sheepshagger, what about Mandy getting a gob full of green slime and it didnt cum from his brazilian oppo!

[welshwizard]

Well done JC. Right on que. You seem to have upset a few folk from South Africa. Just a shame as norfolk-rolling-road-blocker pointed out, that some eco facist decided to throw some custard at Mandy, or BBC would have been plastered with your comments.

[norfolkcaravanner]

Havent heard a word about JC,s comments on South Africa. What,s he say?

Is the one eyed Jocko going to re-arrest all the IRA lot that he let go, and make them pay back their stress compensation payment?

[welshwizard]

norfolkcaravanner, here's JC article that seems to have upset some in South Africa.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article5821586.ece
I think we all underestimate the tireless work that JC does for this country around the world with his diplomacy. (At least he's trying, which is more than can be said for the one eyed Scottish idiot.)

[norfolkcaravanner]

Yeah, good reading, JC tells it as it is, unlike all of our expensive, power mad, expenses led, greedy bastards " Members of the best gravy train in the world", Parliament.

See they put your reply above a Viagra advert, sheep getting bored?????

[welshwizard]

Well, the next time your sitting down to a nice lamb roast, just remember that one of my countrymen will have been there first.

[norfolkcaravanner]

Well, the next time your sitting down to a nice lamb roast, just remember that one of my countrymen will have been there first.

Bearing that in mind i'll stick to the shoulder of lamb in future and leave the loin to others, that way i'll only get the nailmarks
and love bites!

[welshwizard]

Baa! Now your taking the piss.

[norfolkcaravanner]

Thats what we,re here for. Whats all that car washing bollocks doing here? Tesco £4.00. wash and dry for me.

[violetrosetempleknight]

Holy crap! Was His Nibs on here??? How did that happen considering JC is supposed to have a fear of the electrical??

Dang, missed the man again!

Kayla

[norfolkcaravanner]

Welcome to the UK, glad you didn,t fall off the lorry, what the f*** you talking about?

[Joao Santos]

Hi there! Im Joao Santos, the newest member of this forum.

First of all JC you are the best... Seriously you are; you and the others two (Hammond and May). Your show it's really funny and very educational too. I really enjoy see on the youtube the challenges and test and everything else.

Why in the youtube? Well I'm from Portugal and we don't have the BBC 2 were the show is transmited and so the youtube is my support.

So since it is 22.45h I can´t think in more things to say...
Congratulations!!!

Big hug

By the way. In the challenge where you three made a race between swithzerland and blackpool using only one tank of fuel let me say that me and my father tried the same thing with our car. We drove an OPEL (VAUXHALL) VECTRA 1.9 CDTI 150HP CARAVAN for about 1025 Km (637 miles) and at the end of the trip the on-board computer was telling that we had diesel for more 198 Km (123 miles). How cool is that!!