Dear JC,
Perhaps I'm being a bit hormonal, but I may not be alone in being thoroughly dismayed at the creeping infiltration of the giggling, squealing, extremely annoying Victoria Butler Henderson. It feels as if I can't get near your publications without her appearing.
So far she's managed to infiltrate the Sunday Times' In Gear supplement with increasing regularity and now she's wriggled and squeaked her way into your latest Duel DVD.
I'm sad to say that I now avoid the In Gear supplement for fear of finding VBH lurking within the pages and I will not be buying the Duel DVD. What next? A pop-up photo of VBH in your next book? Arrrgg.
Jeremy, if you read this, please, please, please do not let VBH join the Top Gear Team - in any way, shape or form.
Yours in dismay (and hope),
GM
