Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[Jacqueline Good]

I have just sent a message to Top Gear but, in case it doesn't reach you ...

1.In today's paper there is a piece about a Russian footballer called Andrey Arshavin saying that women need their own roads because their driving is so bad. You might even have some sympathy with this idea but ..... I would love to see the wretched Mr. Arshavin brought down a peg or two. Is there any chance that you could invite him to Top Gear to compete in some way against one of the better women drivers who have appeared on the show, such as Jodie Kidd. She would, however, have to be made up to look dowdy and old in order to complete the humiliation of Mr. Arshavin!

2. Has anyone told you that the racing driver, Sebastian Vettel, is your double well a year or two younger but otherwise your double. Same face and features! Anything we should know?!