Jeremy Clarkson Forum

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Dear Jeremy,
1 apologises that this has nothing whatsoever to do with cars !
Read in weekend papers about some problems you may be encountering with dogs or other 4 legged biting beasties attacking and killing your sheep in the IOM.
Sorry to hear this but protection is at hand. You need a Llama !!
Bigger, faster and stronger than an Alpaca (they are the cute looking ones but you would need 2 or 3), Llamas are the perfect guard for grazing livestock. The are fearless but friendly unless threatened. 1 Llama is capable of the pusuit and easy termination of sheep attacking things. A ferocious German Shepherd (dog not master) is no competion for your Llama.
Buy 1 now and call it Dalai.
Kind regards.