Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[Mustey]

It has been a nearly forgotten piece of ancient Bulgarian Folklore but the Stig-type creatures were known to exist even at the time of Old Trakia, some 10,000 years BC.

While some facts may not be accurate, it is believed that there's no smoke without fire and thus there must be some truth and here are the facts:

1. Some say that the Stig-type creatures come in 5 genders and all 5 are required in order to make a Stiglet, in a violent
orgy that involves 31 transactions of bodily fluids.

2. Some say that unlike humans, who have plenty of unique identifying marks like finger prints, iris patterns and bite marks, Stigs only have one and it's the exact time they take to complete the Nurburgring. The Stig (be it any Stig), will always do it in the exact same time - with any car. No two Stigs will have the same time!

3. Some say that Stigs are born with a snail-shell shaped thing near their rectum which uses farts to pump up blood pressure and increase overall strength, power and endurance, when they need it.

4. Some say that Stig farts are pure NOS.

5. Some say that Stigs sign contracts with tear drops.

6. Some, however, say that Stigs sign contracts with blood, of other people.

[joe31]

u need to see a doctor i think

[DavidG]

Technically speaking you don't have information about " The Stig ". You simply have informarion about creatures known as Stigs. Please title your posts properly before wasting 196 peoples' time.

And I agree with the above comment ^