Jeremy Clarkson Forum

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Jezza

Great show, more power to your anti-PC-ness etc.

I know you're not a great fan of Tony Blair, but presumably dislike George Moronblot even more. Blot's latest 'look at me I'm a self-important prat' wheeze is the ArrestBlair site - which raises donations (£9,000 in its first two days) and encourages people with nothing better to do than the bidding of a jumped-up waste of space to make citzens' arrests of Blair for a cut of the booty. The ostensible reason for this is to bring Blair to account for Iraq. The real reason is to raise Monoball's profile in the media.

A suggestion: Why don't you set up a site called IgnoreMoronBlot.org and ask for donations to the "Ingore the Moronic Blot" fund. The fund would then be used to pay people to cancel their Grauniad subscription. When they send in their evidence of cancellation, the fund would pay them double (or maybe even ten times) their remaining subscription. You could even build on the idea and enter them into a draw for a spin in a Bugatti Veyron or other Anti-Prius and feature them on Top Gear in some way. I would have thought that it would be worth you making an initial donation to ensure that the site raises more than £9,000 in its first two days.

I'll even forego my commission. It would be a great push-back on a self-important pillock and could be a spat to rival the Piers Moron one of yesteryear. Hang on, Piers Moron, George Moronblot, Gordon is a Moron - hmmmm - I can see a theme emerging here...

[norfolkcaravanner]

Yeah.......forgive my ignorance....but who the f*** is George Moronblot?

[welshwizard]

He's that commie bastard in the socialist’s favourite tractor reporting rag, the guardian. Moonbat's a complete and utter c**k of meteoric proportions.

[Ivor Bigtruck]

Caught someone reading the Guardian on the London underground once. He was hiding it behind a copy of Playboy 'cos he was too embarrased to be seen with it.

Q. Why do Guardian readers have black cocks?
A. Because the print comes off on their hands.

Is this Moonbat an even bigger twat than Piers Morgan then Taffy?

[welshwizard]

Hmmm. Difficult one that Ivor. I think they are probably on a par. Both have or do make up articles that leads to the death of thousands of innocents. (Morgan the army truck and beating civilians in Iraq whilst at the mirror and Moonbat with his love of green issues like ethanol from crops, pushing up grain prices and starving the poor)

[norfolkcaravanner]

Yeah.......well that explains it.......never read The Guardian in my life........based on the brainpower of the f****** idiots down the pub who do.......

[Ivor Bigtruck]

Bought a copy of the Observer once 'cos the suppliment had an article on The Who, but made a point of extracting the suppliment whilst in the newsagents and leaving the rest of the crap on the counter. With hindsight I should have placed it on the shelf with the Andrex.

Saw a bloke once queueing to buy a Guardian, and guess what? Yes - that's right - he had little thick rimmed rectangular glasses on, a scruffy beard, dayglo spandex trousers, a plastic cockroach hat on, and he'd brought his velocipede into the bloody shop with him in case some bugger nicked it. The knob!

[norfolkcaravanner]

Yeah......thats it.....I'm going to buy one on Monday.....is their crossword very hard?....hear they have loads of overpaid public sector jobs going....need a career change and a good pension by doing f*** all.....

[bigt]

I bought the Guardian once but in my defence I am dyslexic and a big fan of Iguanas...................................

[Ivor Bigtruck]

I bought the Guardian once but in my defence I am dyslexic and a big fan of Iguanas...................................

Qualifications enough to land a top job in the Public Sector! Just act all daft at the interview and you're bound to get the job.