Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[Sam Beukes]

Just wondering whether you really do get to see all the sicfantic lick lick messages to you. Coz, if you do then I might have a chance. Oh mighty wittiest man on the planet.

Sorry, but I have been 'driven' to distraction by a couple of teenage boys, who for some reason consider you The God of Cars.
I actually think your jokes are not too bad.

However, this is my last ditched attempt to get these boys to meet you, James, The Stig and the cute one (that one would be for me of course). I would just like you to know that this is the most humiliating thing I have had to do since I wrote on the forum the first time.

Well, have to go know and and make a nutrtious dinner for the family. We are having hotdogs. See you in JHB.

P.S. I wish you had spell check on this page!

[YKV 276]

Dunno why but the spell checker works fine for me.

[norfolkcaravanner]

Yeah........could always buy a dictionary I suppose......starts with "a"........ends with "z".......loads of words in it........

[welshwizard]

Yeah........could always buy a dictionary I suppose......starts with "a"........ends with "z".......loads of words in it........

Or of course a thesaurus. Just as good as a dictionary, but with more syllables.