Jeremy Clarkson Forum

[clarksonator]

dear jeremy
i challege you to a race round knockhill i have never had a full driving licence but have had around ten hours of lessons and a jcb licence, we can decide on a forfeit l8r probably something to do with kilts and morris dancing if your not scared of being humilated by a scottish dude with a buspass drop me a line
P.S. if you accept my challenge can i borrow your car as i dont have one?
and if jeremys bosses read this first could you maybe force him to give me driving lessons i think he would enjoy that as he admires the scottish so much?